Most people who love Jon Stewart love him because he’s the smartest comedian on television, self-righteous in all the right ways, and offers incisive and biting political commentary four days a week. But what many may not realize is that Jon Stewart is a very sexy man who holds untold power of women. Look: He’s a multi-level threat.
His hair is versatile.
He wears great hats.
He can break out the sensitive tough guy with scruff at any moment.
He’d be great on the cover of Tiger Beat.
He’s in touch with his feminine side.
He’s not afraid to show his affection for other men.
He can squat on a little chair.
He knows how to sweet talk the ladies.
He can play an instrument.
He can dance.
He knows how to make a move.
He loves vaginas!
He knows exactly what to do with them, too.
He can also talk dirty.
Or, he can just sit in the corner and watch.