I noticed on the Internet that a weak-willed hipster kid with scruffy facial hair was getting a lot of attention because someone has been laying earnest come-ons over images of him. He’s got these “Hey Girl” memes popping up all over the interwebs. Does that really work? Because you should know that Danny Trejo is a sensitive guy, too. Don’t let the tattoos, the artillery, and the menacing scowl fool you. Underneath these massive pecs lays a tender heart and a sensitive soul.