If Sitcom Characters Were Halloween Candy

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | October 27, 2015 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | October 27, 2015 |

1. Snickers would be Fun Bobby: A party of chocolate and peanuts in your mouth.

2. Milky Way would be Fun Bobby after he’s sobered up: Mushy, boring milk chocolate.

3. Skittles would be Erlich Bachman: Colorful, tasty in short doses, and obnoxiously sticks to your teeth.

4. Twix would be Troy and Abed, a delicious pair with a crunchy wit.

5. Three Musketeers would be Jesse, Danny and Joey: Decent, risk-free, afternoon comfort candy that goes down easy.

6. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are J.D. and Turk, the perfect marriage of flavors.

7. M&Ms are Danny Castellano: A hard outer shell, but once you break through, it’s delicious in the middle.

8. Almond Joy is Jan Levinson: She seems great, until you get to know her and realize she’s full of disgusting coconut.

9. Sour Patch Kids are Chloe, sweet on the outside but a total bitch underneath.

10. Big Bang Theory is the Red Vines of candy in that it wishes it could be Twizzlers, but it’s just a pretender.

11. Pez is Saturday Night Live: You’re always nostalgic for it, but it’s never as fulfilling as when you were young.

12. Liz Lemon is Butterfinger: Crisp, a little flaky, complicated and delightful.

13. Charlie Kelly is Starbursts: Intense, fruit-flavored taffy.

14. Ted and Tom are Werther’s Original and/or Butterscotch candy, because they’re just plain sad.

15. Manny is Candy Corn because it’s the worst.