Forget the Female Expendables: Let's Cast the Geek Expendables
By Dustin Rowles | Lists | October 8, 2012 |
By Dustin Rowles | Lists | October 8, 2012 |
As you all probably, there’s a female Expendables movie in the works, which has cast Gina Carano and, over the weekend, added Katee Sackhoff (both brilliant choices). I think it’s great that there’ll be a female equivalent to The Expendables, but then again, one must also consider that intelligence is far more powerful than brawn. If you were to put a team of geeks together, they’d kick 20 Jason Statham asses before he even made it to the front door. You don’t need a machine gun or martial arts skills if you have a few computers, some science geeks, some schematics experts, and a few gadgets. Technology will beat muscle every time.
Now, if I were to cast a Geek Expendables, it’d look something like this:
David Tennant — Captain of the Expendageeks
Alan Tudyk — Navigator
Ben Whishaw — Gadgetry
Wil Wheaton — Black Ops
Christopher Mintz-Plasse — The Con Man
Simon Pegg — Intelligence Super Agent
Mae Whitman — Medic
Kevin Smith — Senior Liason
Aisha Tyler — Conspiracy Investigator
Craig Ferguson — Communications Director
Danica McKellar — Physics
Jesse Eisenberg — Information Technology
Felicia Day — The Sexpot
Michael Cera — Boy Genius Supervillain
Jay Baruchel — The Muscle
