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Forget the Female Expendables: Let's Cast the Geek Expendables

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | October 8, 2012 |

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | October 8, 2012 |


As you all probably, there’s a female Expendables movie in the works, which has cast Gina Carano and, over the weekend, added Katee Sackhoff (both brilliant choices). I think it’s great that there’ll be a female equivalent to The Expendables, but then again, one must also consider that intelligence is far more powerful than brawn. If you were to put a team of geeks together, they’d kick 20 Jason Statham asses before he even made it to the front door. You don’t need a machine gun or martial arts skills if you have a few computers, some science geeks, some schematics experts, and a few gadgets. Technology will beat muscle every time.

Now, if I were to cast a Geek Expendables, it’d look something like this:


David Tennant — Captain of the Expendageeks

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Alan Tudyk — Navigator

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Ben Whishaw — Gadgetry

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Wil Wheaton — Black Ops

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Christopher Mintz-Plasse — The Con Man

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Simon Pegg — Intelligence Super Agent

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Mae Whitman — Medic

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Kevin Smith — Senior Liason

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Aisha Tyler — Conspiracy Investigator

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Craig Ferguson — Communications Director

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Danica McKellar — Physics

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Jesse Eisenberg — Information Technology

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Felicia Day — The Sexpot

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Michael Cera — Boy Genius Supervillain

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Jay Baruchel — The Muscle

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Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.





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