Five Two-Faced Actors Who Might Leave Your Tingly Bits Feeling Very Confused

Hey, remember that Seinfeld episode where Jerry had a girlfriend he wasn’t quite sure about?

Sometimes she looked beautiful, and others — depending upon lighting, shadows, or other factors — she looked terrible, so Jerry dubbed her a “Two-Face.” Last night I was watching a movie called Red Knot, in which Vincent Kartheiser plays another guy named Peter. Only this time he looks a hell of a lot better than he did as Pete Campbell — to the point where one almost might consider a trip to her bunk. (I KNOW!) This morning, I was looking for pictures for a post about another guy I sometimes find attractive (sometimes not), and well, a list was born. Some of you already love these guys, others don’t find a one of them hot, and others of you may just walk tab out of here with very confused lions.

Vincent Kartheiser

Hey, not bad…

Wait. I almost forgot about this. I don’t think so.

Yeah, not helping.

Uh, I’m not so sure this could ever work out.

HOLY WOW. Are you sure that’s him?

Just. No.

Sorry, dude. I can’t do that.

*jaw drop*

Damian Lewis

Something pleasant is happening. The hat’s a bit much, but I can deal.

Dude, turn it down a notch. Ew.

That’s a little better.

Um, what? *incoherent mumbling*

*runs screaming* MY LADY PARTS! DON’T LOOK AT MY LADY PARTS!

Not for me, but I have a friend…

Sorry?

Okay, I don’t think this is going to work out.

Stop looking at me like that; I can’t decide!

Mads Mikkelsen

Come on now, this is a no-brainer!

Well, that’s a little weird. Can you stop that?

Better.

Much, much better.

Ooh, fancy.

Wait a…okay, I don’t mean to be rude, but, this isn’t working for me.

Oh.

Okay, we’re good.

Norman Reedus

I can dig it; can you dig it?

Not bad, not bad…

*SCREEEEEEEECH*

Oh, phew! You threw me for a minute there.

Nice staredown, but I feel like this could go either way.

Er, I’m scrolling back up.

Okay Norman, you’ve gotta stop it with the hats.

No really, STOP IT.

I know you’re feeling it, but it’s not working, man.

Um…

Tom Hiddleson

Solid, right?

Hmm…

But, there’s this goofy thing that trips it up sometimes.

This.is.not.good.

Guys, I’m just not sure, anymore.

Hmm…

Okay, I kinda want to be that popsicle.

Well, if you’re gonna do that!

Nngffpfttttt.

Uh yeah, we’re good!

Cindy Davis, (Twitter)

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