Last week, there was some sort of debate over on Jezebel over whether women can fantasize about men who openly like other men. No offense to the brilliant ladies of Jezebel, but that’s one of the most bizarre debates of which I’ve ever heard. Of course you can! Married, gay, or otherwise, celebrities are already off limits to the rest of us plebes in real life, but no one can dictate who you can bring to your bunk. The bunk is a sacred place, where anyone is allowed, regardless of gender, race, religion, creed, marital status, or sexual orientation. You can’t put your petty real-world constraints on the bunk! There’s an open-door policy there.
The women at Jezebel did, it seems, eventually come to that realization, and decided to embrace the no-rules-in-the-bunk law by posting a pictorial of what they perceive as the most attractive gay celebrities. A gay bunk arsenal, if you will.
We’re going to go ahead and tackle the other side of the equation now, because it needs to be done. And while I’ve limited our list to only five, I have expanded the criteria to include openly bisexual women. Why? Because there are no rules in the bunk. That’s why. (However, the list is limited to only those of the self-confessed persuasion. We won’t speculate on sexual orientation here).
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