Eddie Redmayne, Son of Satan, Also Moonlights as a Fashion Model

Some people have a natural aversion to toes (Podophobia). Some people are scared of clowns (Coulrophobia). Other people don’t like to look at pictures of amputees (Apotemnophobia). Still others have fears of the Dutch (Dutchophobia), gingers (Erythrophobia), or laughter (Geliophobia).

Me? I’m scared to death of Eddie Redmayne (FacelessGingerCreephobia). He’s freckles and a cheekbones. That’s it! It’s terrifying. Dude gives me the chills, the heebies, the willies. He makes my belly button twinge. And for some reason, in addition to starring in movies like My Week with Marilyn and the upcoming Les Mis, Eddie Redmayne is also a fashion model, because the fashion industry wants us to feel like we’re about to jump out of our skin when gazing upon Burberry Suits.

Here’s a taste. Look away, if you must. Legend says that, if you don’t hold your breath while looking at Eddie Redmayne, the devil will steal your soul.