By Dustin Rowles | Lists | June 5, 2012
Spilt Three-Buck Chuck and The Inside of a Rape Van
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Basement Must, Spilt Coors Light, and a Beautiful Spring Day
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Couch Leather, Bounce Fabric Softener, and Old Kitty Litter

Unwashed Testicles and the Sticky Floor of a Dive Bar Bathroom

Swimming pool bleach, marijuana, and industrial strength Visine

Camel Reds and Mildewing Concrete

Stale Camel Reds, Spilt Jim Beam, and Body Odor

Cappuccino, Parliament Lights, and a the Stench of Poo

Suntan Lotion, a Jersey Beach, and Kevin Federline

Underarm Odor, Belly Button Lint, and Day-Old Sex

Young Johnny Depp, Reality Bites-era Ethan Hawke, and the Rotting Remains of James Dean (Plus, Winston Unfiltereds)
