Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Joanna Robinson | Lists | April 6, 2011
The Perky Overachiever
Rachel Berry vs. Annie Edison (“Community”)
The Quarterback
Finn Hudson vs. Vince Howard (“Friday Night Lights”)
The Cleavagey Slut Bomb*
Santan Lopez vs. Faith Lehane (“Buffy: The Vampire Slayer”)
The Smooth Criminal
Noah “Puck” Puckerman vs. Eli “Weevil” Navarro (“Veronica Mars”)
The Dim Bulb
Brittany Pierce vs. Haley Dunphy (“Modern Family”)
The Geek
Artie Abrams vs. Bill Haverchuck (“Freaks and Geeks”)
The Gay Kid
Kurt Hummel vs. Rickie Vasquez (“My So-Called Life”)
The Homecoming Queen
Quinn Fabray (not yet, but soon) vs. Summer Roberts (“The O.C.”)
The Bleeding Heart Teacher
Will “Mr. Schue” Schuester vs. Roland “Mr. Prezbo” Pryzbylewski (“The Wire”)
The Outsider
Tina Cohen-Chang vs. Amber Braverman (“Parenthood”)
Added bonus? Amber Braverman has no f*cking need for auto-tuning.
*Joanna Robinson wants you to know that “Cleavagey Slut Bomb” is a Joss Whedon phrase and in no way reflects her desire to wade into any “slut-shaming” debate.
