Celebrities You Had No Idea Were Married/Married-ish

5. Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof

Okay, so most people already knew this, but it’s so cute that I felt the need to point it out. If it’s not enough for you, here’s a Buffy bonus you probably also know: Amber Benson (Tara) and Adam Busch (Warren Mears, aka, guy who killed Tara) are also a couple.

4. Bridget Fonda and Danny Elfman

I like to think their lovemaking is set to a score of whimsical tones from his heart and from his hand. And he always says “bless you” when she sneezes.

3. Vincent Cassel and Monica Bellucci

Pretty foreign people in pretty foreign open marriage love. This is obviously incredibly common knowledge around the globe, but I didn’t know it until recently, what with my general distraction by both of their respective beauties.

2. PT Anderson and Maya Rudolph

I’m fascinated by this pairing. I always thought he’d be an incredibly pretentious individual. The kind who’d date Fiona Apple (love her though I do) for a really long time. Seeing him in the few interviews I’ve seen, however, he kind of seems like a cool normal guy. And she seems like she’d be a precious delight. Together, apparently, they work.

1. Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman

My mind was absolutely blown when I found out they’re real-life married. And they’re goddamn adorable. I want to get corn rows and make out on top of a cop car with them.