Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Courtney Enlow | Lists | March 25, 2016
Hollywood is weird. Some careers are over the second they participate in a flop, some get chance after chance. And while some have the talent to make it OK (literally just one person on this list and I’ll let you figure that one out yourselves), others…not so much. Yet, like “fetch,” Hollywood keeps trying to make these people happen. They’re never gonna happen.
7. Taylor Kitsch
I know it hurts. I know. That doesn’t make it less true.
6. Gerard Butler
Because you can only cry “BUT GUY RITCHIE! AND HIS EARLY WORK!” for so long.
Oh goody, four Avatar movies literally no one asked for. Maybe I’ll be able to pick his face out of a lineup by the fourth flick.
4. Jai Courtney
A member of Worthington’s Silence Squad because his face too is impossible to retain. We’ll see what Suicide Squad brings, but I think we already know. Also he doesn’t not look like Chris Martin fused with a potato.
3. Zac Efron
Yes, I know we all liked Neighbors. Calm down.
2. Max “King Nice Guy of Fedora Mountain” Landis
Anyone who makes forgettable flops AND videos begging a woman to talk to him because he just caaaaan’t understand why she doesn’t like him AND continues to get movie offers left and right is officially THE WORST.
1. Zack Snyder
Studios keep giving Zach Snyder money in the vain hopes that lightning will strike once.
— Ben Kuchera (@BenKuchera) March 23, 2016
Please note that Henry Cavill will absolutely be on the future version of this list when his Superman time wraps up.
