Have you noticed, folks? Incest is all the rage on the television these days. It’s been a major plot point in shows like “The Borgias,” “Game of Thrones,” “Boardwalk Empire,” and even the last season of a comedy, “Bored to Death.” It came out of left field at the end of last season’s “Dexter,” and it’s still bubbling beneath the surface of Dexter and Debra’s current television relationship. Will they, or won’t they? Who is shipping Debra and Dexter?
Isn’t this exactly what Rick Santorum predicted would happen if we allowed gays to marry? It’s a slippery slope, folks, but hey! As long as we’re slipping down it, here are five television siblings that I’d rather watch having sexual relations than Debra and Dexter Morgan.
Michael Bluth and Lindsay Bluthe Funke — Arrested Development
Adam and Sarah Braverman (Bonus: Real-Life Couple!)
Jane and Alex Kerkovich
Dean and Sam Winchester (I can only imagine the amount of fan fic already devoted to this)
Ross and Monica Geller (eww)