16 Celebrity Crushes You Have Not Been Properly Nursing Lately
Look: Many of us spend years cultivating our celebrity crushes. We pine, we obsess, and maybe we stalk a little (it’s all in the name of love!) But then, that person stops making movies for a while. Or his or her TV show gets cancelled. And then you forget about them. THAT’S NOT OK.
I don’t want to tell any of you how to handle your business, but I think it’s important that we all maintain some loyalty to our celebrity crushes, so long as personal scandal or Scientology membership doesn’t get in the way. Because everybody eventually circles back around, and if you didn’t keep the flames of your celebrity crush stoked, you fall back to the end of the line with the bandwagon riff raff. Just because Jennifer Lawrence or Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddleston comes along doesn’t mean it’s OK to forget about your past crushes.
Don’t be that person.
Here’s another of our periodic reminders that just because a celebrity is not making movies or television shows are appearing on the red carpet, that doesn’t mean we should allow our feelings for them fade. Keep it stoked, folks. The ember must always be glowing.
Here’s 16 celebrity crushes you have all been doing a very bad job of nursing lately.
Paul Gross (don’t look for more contemporary pics. Let’s just remember the way we loved him on Slings and Arrows).