Will Edward accept what is?
Is Bella just gonna hold that apple, or will she eat the goddamn thing?
If Edward stares at the back of her head hard enough, can he make Bella’s mind explode?
Will Jacob get used to telling Bella goodbye?
Who will win the race to see who is the first to touch the void?
What is the room meant for?
Will Kristen Stewart find the rest of this outfit?
Who will win this arm wrestling match?
Will Jacob Ever Find His Missing T-Shirt?
Is Jacob Going to Have Sex with that Vampire Baby?
Can Edward massage Bella’s face back to life?
Will Michael Sheen fire his agent for getting him involved in this mess?
Did Lee Pace lose a bet?
Will Edward Perfect His White-Boy Dance?
Does Mountain Lion taste like chicken?
How far can Edward throw his wife?