SNL: TBD Is the Republican Hero American Needs Right Now

He’s the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. He is … TBD (but definitely not Paul Ryan).

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