Your Weekly Twitter Mocks Trump Post: #BillyBushMadeMeDoIt Edition
Trump loves Twitter. Twitter does not love him back.
His campaign has trended often, but often in mockery. There was #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner, the instant meme accidentally made by his children, #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes, the second debate horror allusions, and now #BillyBushMadeMeDoIt.
In the wake of the release of the hot mic Access Hollywood footage, Team Trump tried desperately to spin “grab ‘em by the pussy” as “locker room talk” and Alpha-male behavior. They tried to divert attention by bringing up Bill Clinton’s (who reminder is not running fr President) ugly past. And when all else failed, The Republican Babadook’s wife Melania Trump tried to blame Billy Bush.
Twitter gonna’ do what it do, y’all.
The mic was hot— CheeseheadLucy (@cheeseheadlucy) October 17, 2016
And Donald knew it
He likes to brag
About who blew it
But on TV
Melania reviewed it
And she insisted#BillyBushMadeMeDoIt
So the new Trump campaign strategy is to push him as too meek to stand up to Billy Bush. That's Clinton's next ad sorted.— Kayleigh Anne (@Ceilidhann) October 17, 2016
Wait, Billy Bush can make Trump say things??? Billy, have him try saying I'M SORRY or I QUIT. #BillyBushMadeMeDoIt— Jim Vampira (@JimVejvoda) October 17, 2016
A man who can be baited by Billy Bush is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons #billybushmademedoit— Joshua Guess (@JoshuaGuess) October 17, 2016
Melania, Billy was merely the Lefou: your husband was the cinnamon Gaston. https://t.co/QQH0M8d8SZ— Kayleigh Anne (@Ceilidhann) October 17, 2016
In related news, Billy Bush has officially been shit-canned from The Today Show.
Kristy Puchko is counting down to election day. And drinking.
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