There Is No Body Double Melania Trump Conspiracy Because We Can't Have Any Fun
Yesterday, every member of the internet was handed a tinfoil hat and a map to that one pizza restaurant because it was CONSPIRACY O’CLOCK. It all started when Twitter user Joe Vargas made a shocking revelation. You know, if you can’t trust someone with the Twitter name “BuyLegalDrugs.com” who can you trust?
This is not Melania. To think they would go this far & try & make us think its her on TV is mind blowing. Makes me wonder what else is a lie pic.twitter.com/JhPVmXdGit— BuyLegalMeds.com (@JoeVargas) October 18, 2017
Let me save you some time from looking it up. It's not her. pic.twitter.com/IJjHEzWs8p— BuyLegalMeds.com (@JoeVargas) October 18, 2017
Looking at the side-by-side images, which I admittedly stared at for quite some time, I mean…the lips are kind of different, I guess? Which probably just means there was some tightening that occurred more recently than the other photo. But Joe was convinced and Donald Trump in all his best-wordsliness didn’t help matters.
I initially didn't notice, but thought it was strange when he said "my wife Melania, she's right here" to try & convince media it was her.— BuyLegalMeds.com (@JoeVargas) October 18, 2017
Tragically, there was no such fake Melania. Photos from the same event showed her sans sunglasses from different angles and it’s her. And as the story got traction, Joe kept firm on his stance, but also got entrepreneurial on our asses, showing that just maybe his intentions aren’t pure.
TMZ just picked up the story and now I'm getting death threats for exposing the fake Melania Trump. Sipping on my @CloudN9neSyrup to relax.— BuyLegalMeds.com (@JoeVargas) October 18, 2017
But in the interim, Twitter had SO MUCH FUN. Fun that was robbed from us by the stupid dumb truth. Boring.
Me: I can't deal with all this fake news, it's harming American democracy— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) October 18, 2017
Twitter: Melania Trump has a body double
This is not Melania. To actually go this far and try to make us think this is her on TV is mind blowing. pic.twitter.com/C7ruj9LiLm— Ghost Maggie 👻 (@maggieserota) October 19, 2017
I don't have the strength to go home for Thanksgiving and argue with my relatives who actually believe there's one Melania.— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) October 18, 2017
well this is embarrassing, i looked up & melania has apparently been here this whole time pic.twitter.com/IEZOLmq7nR— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) October 18, 2017
This is not Melania. To think they would go this far & try & make us think its her on TV is mind blowing. Makes me wonder what else is a lie pic.twitter.com/I8nAT5Adpk— Arthur Chu (@arthur_affect) October 18, 2017
"Please Lord, give me anything but sexual harassment to think about."— Libby Hill (@midwestspitfire) October 18, 2017
*Melania body double conspiracy* pic.twitter.com/0xrvMkaOpW
It is I, the real Melania, reporting for duty. pic.twitter.com/6NBMSF7TVV— Kashana (@kashanacauley) October 18, 2017
"So, Fake Melania, Poot Lovato, and Melissa the Avril Lavigne Replacement walk into a bar…"— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) October 18, 2017
This is not Melania. To think they would go this far & try & make us think its her on TV is mind blowing. Makes me wonder what else is a lie pic.twitter.com/NCYIJfeVhx— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) October 18, 2017
don't let Melania's body double distract you from the fact that Ted Cruz admitted to the Bay Area Zodiac killings— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) October 18, 2017
You guys, Melania is fine. She's at a spa with her friends Shelly Miscavage and Putin's ex-wife. https://t.co/wXwccecRF5— erin lynn o'connor (@erinoface) October 18, 2017
Dammit, universe, can you just be cool for, like, a SECOND and let us play the fun body double conspiracy game? GAWD.
if you do not choose to believe in the existence of fake melania I encourage you to find more room in your heart for joy and whimsy today— Alex Trimboli (@Nicole_Cliffe) October 18, 2017
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