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Trump Clarifies Nuclear Arms Tweet, and F*ck Me

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | December 23, 2016 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | December 23, 2016 |

Yesterday, Donald Trump tweeted this:

Oh sorry. Wrong tweet. I forgot he was also trying to disguise his sadness and disappointment because no A-list celebrities want anything to do with him. But, yes, he also tweeted this:

What the fuck? Does he know we already have 7,000 nuclear warheads? Do you know how much damage you can do with 7,000 warheads? I’ll tell you: You can do ALL of the damage, many, many times over.

But no one really understood what he meant by it. Maybe he just meant “modernize” our existing nuclear arsenal, right? Right?

Well, here’s what he told the folks on Morning Joe, who delivered the news while wearing pajamas because apparently in addition to being pajama day at my kid’s school, it’s also pajama day on MSNBC.

“Let it be an arms race. We will outmatch them at every pass and outlast them all.”

He’s a supervillain. He’s a goddamn supervillain.

Merry Christmas! Enjoy it! It may be your last.

If you have Trump-voting friends over for the holidays, use this opportunity to thank them for getting us all killed.

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.