The Rogue Twitter Accounts Allegedly From Inside the White House Are Giving the Resistance Life
Quite a few rogue Twitter accounts have popped up in recent days, in the wake of the National Parks Service creating an alternate account after Donald Trump shut the official one down. Honestly, we have no idea which ones are real and which ones are not, and given the surreal nature of our current administration, the tweets supposedly coming from within the government all sound plausible.
Is this fake news? Alternative facts? Or anonymous civil servants joining the resistance? Honestly, we have no idea, but some of the tweets we are seeing sound both insane and all too possible.
Here’s a few examples from the various rogue accounts, and it’s worth stressing again that these are not verified, so take whatever you see with a giant grain of salt (that said, the alt accounts for NASA, the USDA, the NIH, and EPA are almost certainly real. The ones inside the White House? I dunno.)
We’ll begin with this anecdote from Bill Clinton’s former Secretary of Labor, which is real. It sets the tone.
Here’s a response from Rogue Potus Staff.
@SarahJTV4 Let's just say POTUS has no idea how alone he really is. Even friends are not necessarily his friends. Everyone knows but him.— Rogue POTUS Staff (@RoguePOTUSStaff) January 27, 2017
Here’s a few more from the Rogue POTUS Staff.
POTUS disagreeing with #unholytrinity about vote fraud talk. They say it's losing battle, but POTUS says public needs to see he's popular.— Rogue POTUS Staff (@RoguePOTUSStaff) January 27, 2017
POTUS strategy on wall tax is to hurt Mexican economy, force them to surrender and foot bill. He knows the tax will never pay for the wall.— Rogue POTUS Staff (@RoguePOTUSStaff) January 27, 2017
Kellyanne is a touchy one herself. Hides it better than POTUS, though. Those two, a match made in heaven.— Rogue POTUS Staff (@RoguePOTUSStaff) January 26, 2017
Real concern starting to emerge that POTUS not even acting as he believes best, just for spite. Ex: gutting EU data law because Obama.— Rogue POTUS Staff (@RoguePOTUSStaff) January 26, 2017
Under Secy Kennedy is a traitor for resigning, according to POTUS. Kennedy departs over POTUS plans for a "torture first" foreign policy.— Rogue POTUS Staff (@RoguePOTUSStaff) January 26, 2017
POTUS: Use external email accts for information control. Maintain an official acct with "filler" to "make it look good."— Rogue POTUS Staff (@RoguePOTUSStaff) January 26, 2017
The White House is "a little drab for what I'm used to" according to POTUS. Been going out of his way to inform folks.— Rogue POTUS Staff (@RoguePOTUSStaff) January 26, 2017
Pres. Trump doesn't quite understand the difference between being POTUS and being a business owner. Keeps asking "who says I can't?"— Rogue POTUS Staff (@RoguePOTUSStaff) January 26, 2017
This is my favorite, because it’s insane, but also, I 100 percent believe it could be true.
From the Rogue National Parks Twitter account:
Sorry, Mr Trump— AltUSNatParkService (@AltNatParkSer) January 26, 2017
That blue tick verifying your ID doesn't verify your belief that China invented global warming. Even if you ARE President. pic.twitter.com/ZuHOgBJdLz
Trump's govt hiring freeze will stop the National Parks hiring the 8,437 people needed to safely run the parks. https://t.co/D2HWFpuOAi— AltUSNatParkService (@AltNatParkSer) January 26, 2017
Just checking….Yup….we've got more scientists and fact checkers running a Twitter account than Donald Trump has in his cabinet.— AltUSNatParkService (@AltNatParkSer) January 26, 2017
2 days without a post on our main social accounts. We would like to bring you great news about food & drugs but…— AltFDA (@alt_fda) January 25, 2017
Don't count on the trolls to know how the female reproductive system works. Science matters, folks! https://t.co/US3cw5XPU5— Rogue NASA (@RogueNASA) January 27, 2017
Just heard a loud, robotic, female voice say “system resetting” and either we live in a simulation or it’s a euphemism #NASAIntercom— Bobak Ferdowsi (@tweetsoutloud) January 27, 2017
A Retweet from the alt-NIH:
New admin is anti-science, anti-transparency: EPA reportedly freezes grants, tells employees not to talk about it https://t.co/XGPFHmvpwi— AltUSDA (@altusda) January 26, 2017
Meanwhile, there was a White House Leaks account, but it was quickly shut down, but not before several screenshots were captured. This is a treasure trove. You’ll need to click the link to read them all, but here’s a taste.
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