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The Last 24 Hours of Trump Twitter Have Been Something Something

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | August 28, 2019 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | August 28, 2019 |


It has legitimately gotten to the point where I mostly just scroll past Trump tweets retweeted into my timeline. It’s not just Trump fatigue anymore. He’s just raving now. Or as, The New York Times put it, “What I was feeling was beyond Trump fatigue and bigger than Trump exhaustion. It was Trump enervation. Trump enfeeblement.”

The man is on an unhinged streak the likes of which we’ve … seen several times before, honestly. But now the man is taking aim at the only damn people who are still behind him, namely Fox News:

What? There’s a new Fox News! And they’re lefties now? REALLY? Where? Where? Where?

Oh, he’s just raving because a morning anchor didn’t forcefully push back against the DNC Communications director who said that Trump was losing to a Democrat in all the polls.

Meanwhile, Peurto Rico is bracing for another hurricane, and Trump is doing everything he can to provide comfort to the people of P.R. by … shitting all over them and blaming them for the hurricane?

He’s probably just mad because P.R. isn’t going to nuke the hurricane. Speaking of which:

(Axios sticks by its reporting, by the way.)

Meanwhile, he seems to be very upset that Elizabeth Warren is attracting large crowds at his rallies.

He’s not happy he has primary challengers, either.

Meanwhile, the “bedbugs” news cycle is running on two tracks:

(In case you missed it, Trump decided to hold the next G7 at his own resort, Doral, despite having actually been sued by a guest for bedbugs).

But don’t worry, folks. He’s got this China situation under control.

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