Rudy Giuliani is a Dog
Rudy Giuliani, who “doesn’t respect porn stars” like Stormy Daniels has denied accusations leveled at him today by his wife, claiming that he had an affair, prompting her to file for divorce. Giuliani’s wife, Judith Nathan, claims that Giualani had an affair with a hospital administrator by the name of Maria Rosa Ryan. Rudy, however, says that he and Maria Rosa Ryan are just “good friends.”
That sounds … familiar.
Why? Well, it’s not the first time that Giuliani has been accused of having an affair. First off, he annulled his marriage with his first wife, Regina Peruggi, he says because he found out that they were second cousins (Giuliani’s brother, however, claims that Giuliani knew, and that he only used their familial relationship to justify the annulment.)
His second marriage was to a woman named Donna Hanover, whom he began dating before his first divorce was official. However, Giuliani cheated on her with his press secretary in 1995, but Giuliani and Hanover nevertheless managed to maintain their marriage until 1999, when he had an affair with his now wife, Judith Nathan (he also used the services of the NYPD to try and hide his affair). At the time, Giuliani denied the affair, saying that Nathan was his “very good friend.”
OH, THAT’S WHY THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR!
Anyway, a week after he claimed he was “very good friends” with Judith Nathan, Giuliani held a press conference to announce that he was divorcing his then-wife, Donna Hanover, only he neglected to tell his then-wife about the announcement before the press conference. Classy. Three years later, he married his “very good friend” Judith Nathan, who helped to care for Giuliani while he was impotent with prostate cancer.
And how does Giuliani repay Judith Nathan? He cheats on her with his “good friend,” Maria Rosa Ryan. His mistress, by the way, is also married. Giuliani claims he’s friends with her husband. Or at least he was, though maybe not so much after today.
I dunno, y’all. I guess the thing is, I just don’t respect a serial, philandering homewrecker as much as I respect porn stars.
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