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Morning Briefing: Trump Downplays Bomb Threats, as 11th ... 12th Explosive Device is Found

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | October 26, 2018 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | October 26, 2018 |


Here’s Trump, at 3:14 a.m., basically downplaying assassination threats against Democratic leaders.

Meanwhile, an 11th explosive device has been found. This one meant for Senator Cory Booker.

… wait, make that 12.

Good lord. Let’s wash that down with DOG!

Michael Avenatti — who is a human clown car — believes that the Democrats should nominate a white man for President in 2020 because “when you have a white male making the arguments, they carry more weight.”


I think that news needs more DOG!

So, that shooting in Kentucky was racially motivated and could have been much worse.

Gonna need a lot of leaves for that one.

Trump sent troops to the border ahead of the caravan that’s THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY, and he is also mulling not letting any migrants through the Southern border. But hey! At least they’re not considering shooting people. YET.

More dog. More leaves.

Meanwhile, in El Paso, 39,000 people have voted in the first two days of early voting, which is more people than voted in all of early voting in 2014. Even better: 52 percent of those people didn’t vote in 2014. The surge is being driven by young and irregular voters in a city that is more than 80 percent Hispanic.

There may be hope for Beto yet.

Let’s celebrate with DOG!

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.

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