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Morning Briefing: Everything We Would Say, Only with Much Better Jokes

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | November 22, 2017 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | November 22, 2017 |

It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and I’m feeling both lazy and completely disillusioned this morning because:

1) Trump endorsed a child molester for Senator and his supporters do not give a f*ck and the child pedophile may actually win;

2) the FCC lifted net neutrality rules and the White House — or pro-Trump supporters acting on the White House’s behalf — stole hundreds of thousands of identities and used them to write pro-Trump comments on the FCC comment system to give the illusion of support for getting rid of net neutrality and no one is going to do sh*t about it;

3) Lisa Murkowski has flipped and said she’d vote for the tax plan even with the repeal of the individual mandate, meaning there’s a much better chance the GOP tax plan will pass and it will gut Obamacare;

4) Donald Trump is railing about LaVar Ball on Twitter again this morning, and he is saying everything but the N-word, and it won’t hurt him in the least and LeVar Burton is being confused with LaVar Ball and getting shat upon on social media:

5) and; well, this, basically:

So, you know what? Here’s Seth Meyers running down the latest, while managing to maintain his much appreciated sense of humor (and if anything, at least watch the Roy Moore ad at around 3:45):