Yeah, But The Real Story Is How Angry Melania Trump Is with Her Husband

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | January 30, 2018 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | January 30, 2018 |

We’re in the midst of a potential Constitutional crisis where the Republican party at the highest ranks — including Paul Ryan — is actively trying to destroy the FBI in an effort to save the Presidency of a man they don’t like, that they don’t respect, and who doesn’t have a clue how to govern, but the real story right now is how pissed off Melania Trump is that her husband slept with and paid off porn-star Stormy Daniels, according to the NYTimes.

Mrs. Trump and the president have had a tumultuous relationship at times over the years, but few episodes have roiled the peace as much as the news surrounding Ms. Daniels. The reports of a payoff blindsided the first lady, who was furious with her husband, according to two people close to the couple. She has kept a low profile since.

Is she upset that Trump had an affair? Is she upset that Trump had an affair with a porn star? Or is she just upset that the world found out that he had an affair with Stormy Daniels? I honestly don’t know. I mean, with any other President, we’d be asking, “Is divorce in the works?” But with Melania? That’s apparently not even a question. Why are we not allowed to talk about this? Also, why am I just noticing that they have the exact same lips?

Also, why haven’t any reporters asked him about the affair? Because I want to see him deny it again. Because you know who believes it? Besides everyone? Melania Trump, who spent $64,000 of taxpayer money last week to escape to a spa at Mar-a-Lago instead of going to Davos with a husband she hates, who is a constant source of humiliation.

Michelle said we should exercise and eat vegetables y’all literally flipped your fucking shit. https://t.co/7vp8bI3SZH

— Celia (@_celia_marie_) January 29, 2018

The First Lady, however, is expected to resurface tonight for the State of the Union address. And you know what? I don’t give a damn what Trump says tonight. I don’t think anyone cares. I think that everyone will watch for one reason only: The reaction shots. I want to see the Democrats sit and grumble. I want to see the faces of all the oppositional guests the Democrats are bringing with them when he speaks against their interests, and I want to see how Trump handles a room where half the crowd is hostile toward him.

I just wish someone would have invited Stormy Daniels.