Today should’ve been an easy day for Meghan McCain.
With Stephanie Borowicz out here trying to roll Jesus-Sight +4 so she can cast Muslimonium banitrumpus from the floor of a freaking capitol building, all Meghan had to do is not mention that her father is John McCain. Senator John McCain. Have you heard they’re related?
Meghan did not manage that.
After Abby Huntsman made some surprisingly salient points about Donald Trump stepping on the Republican party’s dick by trying to repeal Obamacare again, right on the heels of the Mueller Report, Meghan saw an opening to make this topic all about John McCain’s daughter, who maybe you’re aware is Meghan McCain. She rarely brings it up.
Via The Daily Beast:
Meghan McCain had a different theory. “Because he’s so, as we know, obsessed with my father,” she said. “My father was the person who voted no, because he didn’t believe in the skinny repeal. Because Republicans, as we just stated, could not come to terms with what they wanted.”
Never mind the fact that Republicans have been trying to repeal the Affordable Care Act since the second it came out of Obama’s mouth, or the fact that it was a key element of Trump’s campaign. The real reason behind this 800th attempt is because of Meghan McCain’s father, Vietnam veteran John McCain who impregnated his wife Cindy to create Meghan, the Meghan McCain. Her family is very important.
Granted, Trump actually is obsessed with Meghan’s dad. It’s f*cking bananas. But again, sabotaging the ACA has been the endgame way before McCain’s thumb down stunt, so maybe next time, Patty Mayonnaise.
On that note, below is a clip of Stacey Abrams having zero time for Meghan changing her tune on the Mueller Report because, surprise, Meghan now thinks it exonerates the Republican president who hates her dad. It’s almost like the real Trumper was inside of her all along. (Okay, I honestly didn’t mean to make a joke about Meghan’s husband, but here we are. Life is a journey.)
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