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Evening Briefing: Priebus is Out, as The White House Bloodbath Continues
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Evening Briefing: Priebus is Out, as The White House Bloodbath Continues

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | July 28, 2017

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Reince Priebus is out.

This:


But also this:

My guess is that Reince is lying, because also this:

Don’t believe for a second that Reince didn’t find out five minutes before Trump tweeted it.

Post script:

189 days.

Meanwhile, Secretary of Homeland Security, John Kelly, is in:

Kelly is a son of a bitch. He’s a General and the former commander of the U.S. Southern Command, and my guess is, he’ll hate Anthony Scaramucci within a week, and Trump will hate him within two weeks.

Reminder of the carnage, so far:



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In case you missed it, in a chilling speech earlier today, our goddamn President encouraged the police to use violence.

We’ll have more on this when it’s not a goddamn Friday evening. But I will leave you with my favorite news of the day:

BwahahaHAHAHAHAHAahhahahaha.