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Election Updates: Win Or Lose, Don Jr., He Will Never Love You

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | November 3, 2020 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | November 3, 2020 |


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2:45 p.m. — DO NOT GET YOUR HOPES UP. DO. NOT. THIS IS ALL AN ILLUSION. IT IS FALSE HOPE. INJECT THIS FALSE HOPE INTO MY VEINS.


1:00 p.m. — Election day is ironically a fairly slow news day, at least until results start coming in around 7 p.m., so I don’t have a lot to add here, except to give the commenters a new space to chat. I will say, however, that I love the juxtaposition of these two headlines from Vanity Fair and Vice:

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Then there is this if you wanted to add hot, boiling rage to your election day anxieties!

Trump “jokes” that he’ll never speak to his kids again if he loses, and then thwarts a Don Jr. attempt to hug him.

Win or lose, Don Jr., he will never love you. It’s the only consolation the rest of us may have when we wake up in the morning.

Elsewhere, SHUT UP NO ONE ASKED YOU NATE GOD!

Finally (for now), I leave you with this from Elizabeth M., a spectacular reader of the site, who sent this along to soothe our souls. It’s “a classical-style 30-minute cantata, using the transcript from the Alberto Gonzales hearing” from way back when. This is a three-minute excerpt, and it really is soothing.




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