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Donald Trump Tried to Kiss a Little Girl on the Mouth and She. Wasn't. Having. It.

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | October 18, 2016 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | October 18, 2016 |

Good morning!

Here’s your worst nightmare.

He’s a natural with kids, isn’t he?

“I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids. It’s not like I’m gonna be walking the kids down Central Park …Melania is a wonderful mother. She takes care of the baby and I pay all of the costs.”

What a nurturing man!

“There’s a lot of women out there that demand that the husband act like the wife, and you know, there’s a lot of husbands that listen to that. So you know, they go for it. If I had a different type of wife. I probably wouldn’t have a baby, ya know, cause that’s not my thing.”

You don’t say?

“I just start kissing them. I don’t even wait.”

Just remember this: Kids always know.

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