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Donald Trump Loves a Good Conspiracy Theory, Unless It's About His Wife

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | June 6, 2018 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | June 6, 2018 |


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Here’s a real quick political nooner, because entertainment news is severely lacking today (although, we have some fun stuff coming).

— Paul Ryan finally grew half a vertebrae in his spine today, by 1) agreeing with Trey Gowdy that there was no spy in the Trump campaign (a Trump conspiracy narrative that is dying a slow death), and 2) saying, in response to whether Trump could pardon himself: “I don’t know the technical answer to that question, but I think obviously the answer is he shouldn’t. And no one is above the law.”

That fleeting moment of logic and common sense will almost certainly get him called a RHINO cuck at least 47,000 times today. Don’t care.

— Speaking of conspiracy theories, Donald Trump loves to spread them — the birther conspiracy, Ted Cruz’s Dad killed JFK, Obama tapped his phones, etc. — unless they are about his wife.

It’s a real jerk move to falsely suggest someone had work done, isn’t it?

— Remember when Trump tweeted this yesterday:

Democrats, huh? Here’s what Jeff Sessions had to say yesterday when pressed by conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt about the policy: “If people don’t want to be separated from their children, they should not bring them with them.” He also stated that asylum seekers — people escaping murderers in their home countries — have no “moral right” to come to America, and also admitted that he hasn’t visited any of the facilities that house the children being taken away from their parents. Apparently, no one has.

— Finally, this is fantastic:

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