The bloody President of the United States continues his trip to the UK today. He’s about to have a press conference with Theresa May, and I suspect he’ll say some foolish things that will again embarrass our country. And while I know that the UK isn’t a fan of Trump and loathes that he gets the Royal Treatment in their country, I have to say — as an American — I like it when Trump goes to Britain because, in their protests, it reminds us that we’re not alone in a very big, dramatic, and public way. So, shoutout to our counterparts across the pond for standing in solidarity with the majority of Americans who cannot abide by this man.
Anyway, in that spirit, here’s some of the best that Twitter has to offer for the #TrumpUKVisit. Beginning with the tailcoats, which do not befit the man.
OMG — whoever dressed Donald today needs to be thrown into one of the dungeons in the Tower of London. He looks like a Royal Schlump compared to how President Obama wore a tailcoat!#TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/3fStAf8pR1— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) June 3, 2019
He looks like an overstuffed shit sausage. https://t.co/DXWNa7NnXa— Abaddon (@BacchusFan) June 4, 2019
God bless the British protestors.
🤣A 16-foot robot of @realDonaldTrump—sitting on a golden toilet while tweeting—was wheeled into Trafalgar Square for today’s protests. The #DumpTrump robot speaks and *makes farting noises*.— Dr. Dena Grayson (@DrDenaGrayson) June 4, 2019
American Don Lessem spent $25,000 of his own money to build it.pic.twitter.com/ADQ5JTHveH
Security can hardly contain the Donald Trump fans during his procession:
Literally billions of people turn out to welcome @realDonaldTrump. Sorry, did I say billions, I meant nobody. I think they were all suffering from bone spurs in their heels. #TrumpUKVisit #DonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/k20ByokhJy— Woo (@jonnywoo34) June 4, 2019
This photo of Jared and Ivanka is still my favorite, though.
The creepy neighbors who homeschool their 17 kids and keep all the curtains drawn and just stare at you unloading groceries pic.twitter.com/Z242wMBMLt— Red™️ (@Redpainter1) June 3, 2019
The new Omen movie looks lit pic.twitter.com/wfVMHPlGcb— Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery) June 3, 2019
This one is almost as terrifying, and Ivanka CHOSE to post it.
Magical night at Buckingham Palace with my best friend! ♥️ pic.twitter.com/NPrIB4qv8g— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) June 3, 2019