Oh man, you guys. The schadenfreude is thick this morning.

I have so far not paid much attention to the Trump v. Kelly war that is currently raging. Because I don’t care. I don’t care about her, I don’t care about any kind of presidential race that is still 14 months away, I don’t care about the sack of human slime that’s held together with what I can only imagine are orange rinds and what’s swept up at a doggy grooming shop aka this fucking guy.

But I do care about infighting. And all of the hilariousness that it causes. Like the fact that well- known peacemaker and mediator extraordinaire Bill O’Reilly has stepped in to quash this beef. If anyone can save us from the endless onslaught of negativity, it would be America’s own Dalai Lama working with all the patience we’ve seen from him over the years.

During his Tip Of The Day segment last night, Papa Bear warned the Donald against attacking Megyn Kelly again. Everybody strap in.

“Fox News chief Roger Ailes once again stood up for Megyn because Roger’s a loyal guy.”

“The Kelly-Trump story is relevant to me because I’m friends with both of them.”

“They both bring things to America that are worthy and positive.”

“Donald Trump should cease, and Roger Ailes is a stand-up guy.”

Oh, fuck the fuck off, Fox News. I seem to remember you standing by when Trump was attacking other women and accusing an entire country of people as being criminals and rapists. You offered a podium and encouraged this jackass to spout whatever vitriolic bullshit he wanted. You created the situation which allowed Trump to attack Kelly. Enjoy your monster.

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