Ben Shapiro, a conservative commentator, believes that a naturally well lubricated vagina is a “gynecological problem,” because that is what his wife, who is a doctor, told him. This conversation was prompted by the new Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion song, “WAP.” Yesterday on his show, Ben Shapiro decided to read the lyrics of the song on the air for reasons that aren’t entirely clear, unless Shapiro wanted to sound like the world’s squarest man. It went like this:
Ben Shapiro reads "WAP" lyrics pic.twitter.com/bIVH1Pnwvx— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) August 10, 2020
Ben Shapiro reading the lyrics out loud just dried up all the WAPs in the world— Matt Braunger (@Braunger) August 10, 2020
I can't believe we live in a world where Ben Shapiro thought that angrily reading out the lyrics to WAP like a pearl-clutching mother at a school council meeting would not be extremely embarrassing for him.— Ellen Rose (@icklenellierose) August 10, 2020
"feminism is about wet ass pussy" is the only correct thing ben shapiro has ever said— Mira Gonzalez (@miragonz) August 10, 2020
“When I first saw the lyrics to this song, my first concern… is that these women are describing a serious gynecological condition. I’m serious. I mean, a bucket and a mop? There’s something going on here that is not biologically normal … there’s a problem. There’s water pouring out of the front door.”
“Fortunately, I know a doctor, who is my wife, and I asked her for her medical diagnosis. And she looked at the lyrics herself, and after being kind of appalled by them, obviously, she had a few indicators on how she could diagnose the vaginal condition these women are apparently suffering from.”
Ben Shapiro sharing with the world that his wife, a doctor, told him that wet pussy is a symptom of a gynecological problem is the greatest self-own in the history of self-owns.— Joshua Holland 🔥 (@JoshuaHol) August 11, 2020
It will never be surpassed. Other people can stop owning themselves because there’s really no point.
I mean, it’s easier than telling the truth to Shapiro, obviously, because imagine being Ben Shapiro’s wie and having him try to mansplain vaginas to you.
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