By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 22, 2021 |
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 22, 2021 |
Tom Brady is trying to set himself up as some sort of savvy crypto wizard, but notice how he can’t bring himself to say he’d love to have his entire salary paid in imaginary computer money. Even his box of rocks for a brain has a voice going, “Whoa, wait, we like being rich for real, you f*cking numbskull.” (Mediaite)
Ruth Negga and Tessa Thompson enter the award season race with first trailer for Netflix’s Passing. (Lainey Gossip)
Uma Thurman wrote about having an abortion in her late teens. (Celebitchy)
Johnny Depp is bitching about cancel culture now. Perfect, great. Just what we need. Snoopy’s cousin brother Spike stirring up his turd army of bots. (Dlisted)
And speaking of crypto (h/t QS):
There are the many liberative and exciting things that cryptocurrency might someday be and be used for, and then there is what cryptocurrency currently is, and how it actually gets used. https://t.co/iss6rzfq3g
— Defector (@DefectorMedia) September 22, 2021
From Hannah: Erin Lee Carr talks about her upcoming Netflix documentary Britney vs. Spears: “I specifically made the creative decision that we were not going to utilize the same imagery that she has said before is traumatizing. The incidents that happened in 2007 during one of the episodes at the hospital — you’re never going to see those.” (LA Times)
The other day I erroneously said Epic won its lawsuit against Apple. I was wrong. Apple won, and they’re being giant dicks about it by potentially banning Fortnite from all of its devices for the next five years. (Polygon)
From Jen: I don’t really care about JoJo Siwa OR Dancing With The Stars but I kinda love this. (LOGO News)
From Claude:
I'll never delete Facebook. pic.twitter.com/FXXqKkU34p
— Leo I guess (@Leodgrad) September 18, 2021
Imagine getting mad that Jessica Rabbit’s new look for a Disneyland ride isn’t specifically designed to give you a boner and yelling about it on the internet. Jesus Christ… (Yahoo)
That being said, please enjoy this article about William Dafoe’s dong and whether legends of its ginormous size are fact or fiction. (MEL Magazine)
And for a palate cleanser, although still potentially rife with horniness, Ted Lasso’s Brett Goldstein performing A Muppet Christmas Carol in six minutes, anyone? (Uproxx)
Cannonballer Jake likes Cannonball Read’s 250-word minimum, because it makes him think more deeply about the book he’s reviewing. As a writer and a reader, he has thoughts about writing. “Be true to your story from the first page to the last.” Do you ever dream of being a writer? (Cannonball Read 13)
Abandoned bunny jumps in front of a pregnant woman at the park — now he shares bananas with her cat 💗 pic.twitter.com/nwGsLQutbw
— The Dodo (@dodo) September 22, 2021