People Did Not Love Miley Cyrus' JoJo Siwa Joke

Miley Cyrus delivered a video address to the Dreamland Pride Festival over the weekend, which opened the floodgates for internet commenters’ favorite sport: The Outrage Olympics. “Enjoy coming out of the closet if this Pride is the time for you,” Cyrus said before quipping that she was going back in “to get some more pretzels and find JoJo Siwa and bring her back out.” The joke was a reference to Siwa dumping her girlfriend for her Celebrity Big Brother co-star Chris Hughes. Apparently, people got real mad because “hello, bisexuality is a thing,” which is an insane thing to say to noted bisexual Miley Cyrus. I think she’s aware! (Page Six)

Chris Evans tells his proposal story with the energy of a theatre kid. (Lainey Gossip)

Drag her, Simone! (Celebitchy)

Louisiana is the latest state that wants to ban non-existent chemtrails. (Wonkette)

From Jen: Now’s a good time to watch the QuestLove documentary about Sly Stone on Hulu. RIP. (PEOPLE)

Tony Gilroy saw your Mon Mothma dance remixes and wants more. (Gizmodo)

Holy sh*t, JD Vance is threatening to deport the Menswear Guy. (Daily Beast)

From Roxana: “At a sex-choreography workshop, a writer learned about Instant Chemistry exercises, penis pouches, and nudity riders to train for Hollywood’s most controversial job.” (New Yorker)

The Boys isn’t trying to predict the future. (Vulture)

Give Amanda Seyfried her money, Paramount. (A.V. Club)

Tracy joined Cannonball Read in 2018 to get back into reading, and 8+ years later, she has some great book suggestions. “One of my favorite books is The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern…Project Hail Mary is probably one that I recommend with some frequency.” Check out her recent interview to get more recommendations and find out which character from The Lord of the Rings she would marry (It’s Samwise. Samwise is the smart choice.) (Cannonball Read 17)

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