No One Sells Out Harder than Jimmy Fallon

Well, at least someone is apologizing for sending Fast & Furious into space. (Variety)

Among the winners of the Emmys before the Emmy telecast were guest actor trophies for Bryan Cranston (The Studio), Julianne Nicholson (Hacks), and Shawn Hatosy (The Pitt), and the phenomenal Rebel Ridge for TV Movie. (Deadline)

The Rookie is taking another stab at a spin-off after The Rookie: Feds was canned after one season. (Collider)

If you haven’t caught it yet, a Philly Karen provided the week’s biggest viral moment after stealing a homerun from a kid ON HIS BIRTHDAY. (The Phillies did right by the kid)(. (YouTube)

For our NFL fans and our Aaron Rodgers haters, I thought I’d sneak in here that he pulled out a narrow victory in his first game as a Pittsburgh Steelers. Trust, though: It’ll make the rest of his miserable season so much sweeter to watch after he got hopes up in Pittsburgh. Alas, we’ll have to wait until week 2 before he starts blaming everyone else for his poor play. Meanwhile, those poor snakebit Jets. (Heavy)

Joe Rogan gets furiously angry with Bryan Callen for pushing back on his vaccine bullsh*t. Furious. Because he’s done the research, see? ONLY JOE KNOWS THE TRUTH. (YouTube)

Colin Jost is returning to SNL’s “Weekend Update,” according to his wife. We’ll never be rid of Jost. (EW)

When late-night finally goes under, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert are probably gonna continue to be as relevant as they are today (if not more). This is exactly why Jimmy Fallon will probably end up a gameshow host for the rest of his post-The Tonight Show career. No one sells out harder than Fallon. Here it is: An hour and 16 minutes of Fallon serving as pitchman for Google’s new line of products. (YouTube)

Ryan Reynolds learned the hard way that you should turn your phone off when you’re on set with DENZEL. (X)

Sarah J. Maas’ A Court of Thorns and Roses is loved by many but not by Caesar’s Wife. “What follows is a tepid and thoroughly unconvincing attempt at a romance, culminating in a single encounter well past the halfway mark — and somehow, we’re meant to believe this is love?” Is there a fantasy romance that you think is actually a good read? (Cannonball Read 17)

Lainey is out tonight, but she demanded that I include a cute dog content. I have no idea where to find cute dog content. I’m sorry. But here’s a dog on a rocking horse. I hope this qualifies.