By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | October 1, 2025
Somebody’s PR team has orders to shoot to kill, and it would seem rightly so. In the past 24 hours, the Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban divorce story has already escalated from Keith having a new woman who he may have met after the split to, surprise, he was probably cheating on Nicole with a 25-year-old. I honestly didn’t know mid-life crises were still a thing. I thought millennials put a stop to them when they were shutting down Hooters. You learn something new every day. (Celebitchy)
Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show got a predictable response from the snowflakes running our government. (The Hill)
Kristen Bell wishes she “butterflied around more.” (Lainey Gossip)
PSA: Evangelicals think Mormons are a cult, so don’t let anyone tell you that what happened in Michigan was an “attack on Christians.” (Wonkette)
From Kayleigh: Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner are suing Ray J for defamation, a first for the family who has always operated under the M.O. that any publicity is good publicity. (Variety)
From Roxana: “PTA was about to get jumped” is hilarious. Teyana Taylor on every press tour, please. (Instagram)
MSNBC actually did its job. Holy crap! (Mediaite)
From Jen: The Fat Bear Week winner is crowned. Long Live King Chunk. (ABC.net)
From Seth: Lol Mets. Top-tier trolling. Go Phils! (TikTok)
Leonardo DiCaprio pays tribute to Jane Goodall. RIP. (THR)
From Nate: A kid who looks like Tom Holland’s Floridian cousin faked being kidnapped, and he was very committed to the bit. (The Independent)
Do you need a good dose of fictional schadenfreude? ASKReviews recommends What a Way to Go by Bella Mackie for anyone who wants to enjoy some bad people having bad things happen to them. "To use a sports analogy: you know when both the teams playing each other are teams you don’t like and you’re like ugh, why can’t they both lose?" (Cannonball Read 17)
As if David Corenswet wasn’t enticing enough to this crowd, there’s also a dog in some of these photos. You’re welcome.