Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Finally Called It Quits

If you’ve been keeping tabs on Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban with even the slightest bit of regularity, it’s been pretty clear that these two checked out of their marriage a long time ago. They rarely attend red carpet events together, and Nicole has been noticeably starring in every single TV show on the planet. If I farted out a streaming series, there’s probably a 90% chance I could cast her right now. It’s a miracle I don’t already have a voicemail. (TMZ)

Is Vogue Paris doing a nod to Kim Kardashian’s robbery? (Lainey Gossip)

The Ryder Cup went well, I see. (Celebitchy)

To the surprise of no one, Stephen Miller is having boats blown up while the president’s brains leak out his ears, but not in a way that interests Jake Tapper, apparently. (Wonkette)

From Ciara: The NFL brought in this young Irish farmer for this promo video who is literally my family’s neighbor— people in the comments are being weird because he’s adopted and not white, but he went viral for his enthusiasm for slurry and every time I see him on my FYP I feel like I’m hallucinating because it’s a meeting of worlds that my imagination could never have even dreamed up. It’s also hilarious because he could not care less about US Football and has no idea who any of these men are. (TikTok)

Matthew Lillard would like James Gunn to put him in the DCU, please. (Variety)

Speaking of, Peacemaker just caused a neat little panic over at Fortnite. (Gizmodo)

Jodie Whitaker wouldn’t hesitate to return to Doctor Who. (Deadline)

From Jen: She kept her Oscars promise! (Bluesky)

JLo says divorcing Ben Affleck was the “best thing” to happen her. (Daily Beast)

As if EA wasn’t bad enough, it’s now owned by the Saudis. (Kotaku)

It took vege-table a couple of tries to get into Isabel Cañas’ The Hacienda after it was described to her as Mexican Gothic meets Rebecca. “In the end, it’s a fun creepy haunted house story. The ghosts are threatening, but the living are more dangerous.” Do you have any recommendations for books that combine spooky season with National Hispanic Heritage Month? (Cannonball Read 17)

From Andrew: Hell yeah.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

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— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) September 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM