Nicole Kidman Is Posting Through It

Before we begin, if you’re a praying person, Dolly Parton could use some right now. (ABC News)

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s divorce has been a pop culture bombshell that, quite frankly, drew way more eyes than I would have thought possible. I didn’t think anyone was that invested in these two. Nicole, sure. What’s his face, eh. Anyway, while Generic Mid-Life Crisis Boy is supposedly running around with a 25-year-old, Nicole has taken the high road of posting smoldering hot photos of herself. And that’s seriously not sarcasm. Suck it, Keith. (Instagram)

Kylie Jenner didn’t make herself a heatscore while supporting Timothée Chalamet at the secret NYFF screening of Marty Surpreme. (Lainey Gossip)

Channing Tatum: actors are “incentivized to make bad things to get paid.” (Celebitchy)

This is that guy’s legacy. You know the one who had thing happen, and if you say the wrong thing about him, you get fired. That guy. (Wonkette)

Wait, sorry, that’s Jonah Hill?! (The Mary Sue)

A dive into the unhinged online discourse around Taylor Swift’s new album that’s “rooted in bad-faith misreadings of lyrics by listeners weirdly determined to paint Swift as some kind of trad-wife MAGA fanatic.” (Rolling Stone)

Absolutely astonished to read a report about Bill Belichick’s disastrous start at UNC and somehow not see the words “Jordon Hudson” appear once. (WRAL)

Heat 2 is finally happening, but not at Warner Bros. (THR)

Marjorie Taylor Greene is acting so weird because she wants to run for president. I knew it was something batsh*t. (Salon)

Cosbrarian (who has her own book out today!) counts Tiffany D. Jackson among her favorite authors and was glad she read The Weight of Blood before its inspiration, Carrie. “She uses her talent for horror and mystery to peel back the layers of modern social issues surrounding black youth that white liberals don’t want to address.” Many of Jackson’s books have been challenged because they examine modern racism. Have you read any of her books? (Cannonball Read 17)

I’m on record saying “she will never publicly confirm this” so I got this one wrong I guess.

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— InternetTheo (@internettheo.bsky.social) October 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM