Marjorie Taylor Greene nudged ahead of Lauren Boebert today in the race to see “Who is the biggest QAnon ticking time bomb in Congress?” Although, let’s not pretend those results can’t turn on a dime. Anyway, two publications did a deep dive into Greene’s Facebook activity, and the first one found her engaging posts accusing Hillary Clinton of “Frazzledrip.” What the hell is Frazzledrip you ask? It’s a way-down-the-nutjob-rabbit-hole theory involving wearing a baby’s face. I’d say you can’t make this shit up, but clearly these psychos did and two of them made it into Congress because of it. USA! (Media Matters)
Meanwhile, Andrew Kaczynski’s digging found that Greene is a big fan of executing Democratic politicians including Nancy Pelosi. Greene hates her just as much as Hillary, which makes me wonder how she didn’t work on Bernie’s campaign. OH! (CNN)
And to keep the crazy theme going, so many of these are goddamn terrifying, but good Jesus Christ, the Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone statue is a pure-ass nightmare.
More than ten years ago, the Hollywood Wax Museum held an online auction and sold off hundreds of life sized wax figures. These figures were auctioned for thousands and thousands of dollars. This is a thread of the most cursed figures that were sold in this auction.— Wyatt Dunkin (@WyattDuncan) January 25, 2021
Inauguration sensation Amanda Gorman signs with IMG Models to manage her brand and endorsement deals. After the insanity I just posted up top, it’s nice to see good things happen to good people. (Lainey Gossip)
Cardi B and Channing Tatum might star in a remake of The Bodyguard. (Dlisted)
Justin Timberlake doesn’t want to be “weirdly private” with his kids, which seems like a dunk on Dax Shepard. (Celebitchy)
PETER DOOCY: Mr President, what did you talk to Vladimir Putin about?— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 26, 2021
PRESIDENT BIDEN: You. He sends his best. pic.twitter.com/Fq0zglc9aK
Missouri is trying to make it legal to drive over protestors. WTF? (The Root)
Pamela Anderson has quit social media, which is always a good call, and even more so in her case. It’s for the best. (Uproxx)
With Freaks and Geeks streaming on Hulu, Roxana is revisiting the series with an essay about each of its 18 episodes. Her thoughts on the series’ pilot ran today. (Vulture)
Tereasa demands perfection from herself in her job but finds that when she does the same in her hobbies, they aren’t much fun. She picked up Lynda Berry’s Making Comics to teach herself to embrace imperfection. "My goal is to learn to see what is there, not what I think should be there-and Barry helps teach this." Do you let yourself be imperfect? (Cannonball Read 13)
Conan delivered a touching tribute to Larry King that’s so hilarious, I literally had to pause it several times from laughing so hard. Larry genuinely was up for anything when he stopped by the show, and it was freaking great.
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