“Billionaire” Kylie Jenner asks fans to donate to her injured makeup artist’s GoFundMe while contributing only $5,000 herself. As others have noted, this is basically the equivalent of kicking in 50 cents, so while I’m usually not a fan of this saying, perhaps the rich might be delicious as a meal. I’m open to it! (Dlisted)

Ryan Gosling looks GOOD on the set of The Gray Man. (Lainey Gossip)

Rancid, toxic douche Piers Morgan will probably get another job very soon. (Celebitchy)

Jimmy Fallon is a cop https://t.co/mWXgPPa7zf

— Vic Vaiana (@vicvaiana) March 18, 2021

The Derek Chauvin trial got some good news and some bad news for those hoping for justice for George Floyd. (The Root)

This essay on Woody Allen and Manhattan by John DeVore is from a few years ago, but that doesn’t make it any less poignant. (Humungus)

Thomas Middleditch is accused of groping women at the Cloak & Dagger goth club in L.A., which has since closed down following allegations that its owners failed to protect its employees. Also, they were allegedly hitting on every employee and member who walked through the door, so… yeah. (L.A. Times)

From Kristy:

Queen grandma of edits pic.twitter.com/M4wmpueeMB

— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) March 19, 2021

Petr wrote about how First Reformed helped him process his climate anxiety a little bit. (The Gist)

From Nicole: This is the best bird headline I’ve read in a while. And I’m a bird lawyer. (Atlas Obscura)

From Genevieve: A thread about a bobcat who doesn’t know he’s a bobcat. (Yell in a War)

KerryOn would like her elected representative and fellow citizens to read The Undocumented. "Karla Cornejo Villavicencio writes with so much love, so much understanding, so much empathy, maybe if just a little of it rubbed off on every reader, we would live in a better world." Which books would you like your representatives to read? (Cannonball Read 13)

And another banger from Kristy who sent the Slack into cuteness overload with this one:

Platypus babies are called "puggles". Yes, you needed to see this today! pic.twitter.com/JPeqphADL6

— Cindi (@Cinianwidger1) March 18, 2021

Mike is a Staff Contributor living in Pennsyltucky. You can follow him on Twitter.