Gisele Bündchen Is Following Her Dreams Now

On the heels of reports that she and Tom Brady are on the outs, Gisele Bündchen revealed in a new profile that she wishes he was “more present” as a father and a husband. She also said that she’s now making space to pursue her own dreams and has found her “purpose.” Welp, that can’t be good. You blew it, buddy. (Elle)

Kenan Thompson made me forget everyone else who hosted the Emmys. (Lainey Gossip)

After I wrote a nice post about Britney living her life, she decided that life involved randomly fat-shaming Christina Aguilera and/or her dancers. (Dlisted)

Succession creator Jesse Armstrong had words for King Charles. (Celebitchy)

From Seth: What a treasure.

@accesshollywood #HenryWinkler found out what a DILF is today 🫣😂💀 #Emmys ♬ original sound - Access Hollywood

From Roxana: This will disturb me for a long time. “A Collection of Casey Affleck’s Comments on His 24-Year-Old GF’s Instagram.” (Gawker)

GOLDENEYE IS COMING BACK, FOLKS. (IGN)

Oh, and also, there was some news about a sequel to a little-known game called BREATH OF THE WILD that some of you might be interested in. As for why I did both of these in all-caps, everyone in my house is sick, and there’s no way I’m not next. It has to be soon. (Polygon)

From Kaleena: Halle Bailey spent the whole weekend crying over those sweet The Little Mermaid reaction videos just like the rest of us.

people have been sending these reactions to me all weekend and i’m in truly in awe ♥️this means the world to me 💗😭 https://t.co/cuKjKN8nxH

— Halle (@HalleBailey) September 12, 2022

Richard Newby went in on the cottage industry of just making up wild Marvel rumors that fans foolishly fall for every single time. (THR)

Meghan McCain is flattered that The View needed an entire year to find her replacement even though the problem was finding a conservative who wasn’t crazy or squawked “MY FATHER” into Joy Behar’s ear canal every episode. (Uproxx)

Not even Lindsey Graham’s own colleagues know what the hell he’s doing introducing an abortion ban before the midterms. (Mediaite)

Warner Bros. Discovery decided the morning after winning big at the Emmys was a good time for more layoffs. (Variety)

Blauracke has had Stephen King’s short story collection, Skeleton Crew, on her shelf for 20 years and has reread it a few times. "At his best, his stories are gripping, and his books become page-turners that cannot be put down." Which books have you reread over a couple of decades? (Cannonball Read 14)

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a fresh loaf of ciabatta bread. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 14/10 pic.twitter.com/PGskaam7M6

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 13, 2022