Bill Belichick's Girlfriend Truly Is the Gold Digger Boss Fight

Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is making hay while the sun is shining. Jordon Hudson is reportedly attempting to trademark the term “gold digger,” so she can use it to sell jewelry. Apparently, milking $8 million in real estate out of the old guy wasn’t enough. Although, in fairness, I’d move quickly, too, if I were 24 but somehow looked like Katy Perry’s mom. Time is a factor, people. (Daily Beast)

Are Steve Martin and Martin Short going to officiate Selena Gomez’s wedding? (Lainey Gossip)

I still refuse to learn what a Jameson Stocks is. (Celebitchy)

Scientists and doctors DGAF about what RFK Jr. thinks. (Wonkette)

Andy Samberg wants the record to show he did not kill Seth Meyers’s dog. (Vulture)

John Williams has never liked film music. Did not see that coming. (A.V. Club)

Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney want Lorne Michaels on their podcast. (Vulture)

Ana Navarro keeps it real. (The Wrap)

The Ellen DeGeneres accusations are still trickling in. (Page Six)

Get a look at Charlie Hunnam as Ed Gein. (THR)

Austin Butler’s method acting sounds fun this time. (The Cut)

Bea Pants enjoyed Lev A. C. Rosen’s Rough Pages, the latest installment in the Evander Mills queer mystery series. “This book is great at building atmosphere. And San Francisco in the ’50s is a character all by itself.” Do you have an ongoing mystery series to recommend? (Cannonball Read 17)

From Roxana:

In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.

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— Thomas A. Nguyen DO (@tom.medsky.social) August 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM