Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez Finally Made It Down the Aisle

Welp, Bennifer 2.0 did the impossible. The couple reportedly got married in Vegas over the weekend, finishing an engagement that originally started in the early aughts. Congrats! (TMZ)

Brie Larson’s cape is the outfit of the week. (Lainey Gossip)

Ricky Martin’s lawyers deny the allegations that the singer was in a sexually abusive relationship with his 21-year-old nephew. As in his brother’s son. Not good! (Dlisted)

Noah Schnapp says he apologized to Doja Cat and they’re good now. (Celebitchy)

From Tori: This farm is on TikTok, and it may be the single thing that gets me to download TikTok:

Holy crap this is wonderful pic.twitter.com/kSUiQd0XQP

— David (@p4ndr_) July 15, 2022

Stranger Things 4 favorite Joseph Quinn — whose character is totally metal — thinks Eddie and Chrissy would have been “lovely” together. (Collider)

Robert Downey Jr. is reportedly supporting Armie Hammer and floating his rehab bills, which reminded me of the time RDJ wanted Mel Gibson to direct an Iron Man movie. This is what your boy does. (Vanity Fair)

Folks, you know me. I’m not one to give Bernie Sanders props, but I’m all for him going after Joe Manchin’s neck and dragging him for sabotaging Biden. (Rolling Stone)

From Hannah: The Chaos Emu has a lot of chaotic friends!

I would watch this 24 hours a day pic.twitter.com/p7e2o1pjp3

— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) July 16, 2022

Roxana asks: What is Taylor Kitcsh doing on The Terminal List? (Vulture)

Chelsea Peretti is making her directorial debut. (AV Club)

Penn Badgley got one hell of an acting note while making You. (Variety)

Emmalita gave her friend, Rich, a copy of Brian Greene’s Until the End of Time, and when he had a lot of thoughts on it, she invited him to write a review. "In summary, I wish that Brian Greene had written a different book (or maybe could be persuaded to write another one) with a positive and optimistic view of our ultimate fate as a species." Happy 92nd birthday, Rich! Which books do you wish the author had written differently? (Cannonball Read 14)

From Tori:

Emmanuel wanted to pop in and say THANK YOU for all of the love and support🥲 pic.twitter.com/x4AkHBszkf

— eco sister (@hiitaylorblake) July 16, 2022

If you enjoyed the Chaos Emu as much as the Pajiba Slack did, here’s the Knuckle Bump Farms TikTok account, or you can follow Eco Sister above on Twitter.