Alec Baldwin is starting to push back against claims that the Rust set was unsafe, which might be a compelling argument if a woman wasn’t shot in the face with a live bullet. (Deadline)
Kristen Stewart got engaged. (Lainey Gossip)
Jessica Simpson celebrates four years of sobriety with a candid pic of her last hangover where she looks completely unrecognizable. (Dlisted)
Jennifer Garner apparently ran into Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez while they were out trick-or-treating with their kids, which must’ve been… fun. (Celebitchy)
From Claude: I love this so much.
My somewhat face-blind wife was talking about how the guy from the Good Place was surprisingly good in Dune, which led to finding she thought these guys are the same person. pic.twitter.com/H0TnE9SaoZ— John Herreid (@HerreidJohn) October 31, 2021
Sofia Boutella will lead Zack Snyder’s not-Star Wars movie. (io9)
From Jen: There are some potentially good hosts coming up on SNL. (Variety)
Marvel is already saying Eternals doesn’t really need a sequel, which seems like an odd thing to reveal before it even comes out. (Comic Book)
Robert Downey Jr. joins Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer despite being a very vocal critic of The Dark Knight. (Uproxx)
From Petr: Chef’s kiss.
Jim Bob Duggar is running for Arkansas State Senate on an anti-vaxx, anti-mask platform, so he’s probably going to win even with all the molesting that went on under his roof. (People)
Students are getting tired of adults acting like complete shitheads at school board meetings because Facebook and Fox News told them to have aneurysms over critical race theory. (CNN)
Britney Spears’ lawyers are coming for her dad and every single “vulture” who’s been on her payroll. (Daily Beast)
Leslie has started reading J.D. Robb’s comfortingly formulaic sci-fi police procedural series. "It’s easy to see why there are 55 books in the ‘In Death’ series (although I personally am going to take a hiatus after overdosing on this series in the last month)." How far have you read in the continuing adventures of Eve Dallas and Roarke? (Cannonball Read 13)
Got some vaccine-hesitant friends or family members? Show them this hilarious Tim Meadows PSA about how COVID will break your dick.
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