Anne Hathaway Being Pregnant Is Apparently 'Woke' Now, I Dunno

Folks, let me be clear: I don’t choose which random celeb news items break through our nightmare reality. I just look at the landscape and try to funnel as many clicks as I can into our little indie site that could. So, trust me when I say that no one is more surprised than me that anyone is paying attention to Randy Quaid.

As Lainey covered in last night’s Pajiba Love, Anne Hathaway has signed onto the Days of Thunder sequel, which comes preloaded with all kinds of baggage thanks to the first film kicking off Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman’s whirlwind romance. For obvious reasons, Kidman will not be returning for the sequel — unless this thing has one heck of a wild card up its sleeve — and apparently Randy Quaid has some thoughts on this front.

Because the crazy particles are off the charts here, Quaid thinks Hathaway “isn’t sexy” and being pregnant is somehow woke and an affront to the original’s exclusively MAGA audience. Via Twitter:

We need Nicole back. Don’t be a p***y. You need the original girl. It’s not personal; it’s filmmaking. Anne isn’t sexy, because and if you haven’t noticed, she’s pregnant.

If I were in control of production, a real sequel worth watching for DAYS OF THUNDER would be seeing Tom and Nicole together on screen again. We don’t need a new girl; we need a new race car!

Anne Hathaway is a leftist, woke, horrible choice for DAYS OF THUNDER NASCAR audience who are MAGA. The sexy older chick for Tom in this film needs to be Nicole. That’s the casting that would sell the idea. It’s interesting because when we made the first one there was also a rush to get it out; editors slept in the cutting room on shifts. This is a weird thing, like they want it to come out and tank.

I’m not going to waste a lot of time here because this is the social media equivalent of a random nut ranting on the sidewalk that everyone just needs to get “natural measles.” — *checks notes* — My bad, that was a direct quote from the Secretary of Health. Sorry about that. Let me just circle back to the other weirdo…

So, Randy Quaid knows that Anne Hathaway won’t be permanently pregnant, right? I’m assuming the answer is he thinks she lives in his toothbrush, but she will probably have the baby before filming. And even if she doesn’t, so what? I thought MAGA loves pregnant women. It’s literally the only thing they want women to be.

In fact, the real wokeness is casting any woman in a movie. What are they doing on those sets that clearly aren’t kitchens? Who got to you, Randy? What do they have on you? Quick, man, throw your phone down a sewer and go off grid. It’s the only way to protect yourself from the radio beams coming out of birds. I’ll try and hold them off!