Adrien Brody as “Mr. Jones,” by Counting Crows

Max Records (from Where the Wild Things Are) as “Jeremy,” by Pearl Jam

Tilda Swinton as the Sandman in “Enter Sandman,” by Metallica

Emma Watson and Ansel Elgort as the couple having an abortion in “Brick,” by Ben Folds Five

Greta Gerwig as Sunny in “Sunny Came Home” by Shawn Colvin

MIla Kunis as the Jilted Lover and Jessie Eisenberg as the Douchebag in “You Oughta Know,” by Alanis Morissette

Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the two princes vying over a woman in “Two Princes,” by Spin Doctors

Norman Reedus as “The Man in the Box,” by Alice in Chains

Natalie Dormer as “The Polyester Bride,” by Liz Phair

Jeff Bridges as the Prophet/Bum in “Mr. Wendel,” by Arrested Development

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