I know red carpet fashion isn’t usually our beat here, but the London premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy has raised some VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS that need to be answered posthaste.
First, though, let’s get Chris Pratt out of the way. There is no mystery here. He’s just charming and wonderful and apparently wants us to hang loose with Samsung.
Now, on to the matter at hand.
Very Important Question Number 1. Is Vin Diesel afraid we would all forget he was in this movie? Is that why he chose to remind us through a very on-the-nose shirt and STILTS?
2. In the new Star Wars, is Luke now the leader of a homeless motorcycle gang? Is that what’s going on here?
3. Do we think Zoe Saldana Von Trapped the monkey curtains from her nursery into this maternity dress?
4. How long before James Gunn is diagnosed with rabies? Like, a couple of hours?
5.WHY DOES JOSS WHEDON HAVE A CANE? Is it practical or fashion? Dear god, I hope it’s fashion. Not just because I don’t want to see an injured Whedon, but because I really want to know that he’s the kind of person who thinks a cane is a jaunty accessory.
Photos Via James Gillham/StingMedia.co.uk, by way of The Mary Sue.