Twitter Is Giving Donald Trump Nicknames And Everything Is An Unfunny Joke
Donald Trump decided to give “clever” nicknames to Democratic candidates Bernie Sanders and HIllary Clinton.
Big wins in West Virginia and Nebraska. Get ready for November - Crooked Hillary, who is looking very bad against Crazy Bernie, will lose!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 11, 2016
I don't want to hit Crazy Bernie Sanders too hard yet because I love watching what he is doing to Crooked Hillary. His time will come!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 11, 2016
In response, Trump is being blessed with new nicknames on Twitter. Let us all bask in the innate childishness while
The White Pride Piper— Ayn Ayah Steenkur (@AynAyahSteenkur) May 11, 2016
Benedict Donald #GiveTrumpANickName— ☪☮E✡I☯✝ (@mhnjva) May 11, 2016
Don the Con #GiveTrumpANickName— Tammy Hall (@d77ac2905aee43d) May 11, 2016
Lex Loser #GiveTrumpANickName— Laurie Crosswell (@lauriecrosswell) May 11, 2016
Objectively Misanthropic Individual Who Hates Women, Despises Immigrants & Has Nothing But Contempt for America Donald— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) May 11, 2016
Bloaty McBloatface #GiveTrumpANickName— Lando Kardashian (@LandoKardashian) May 11, 2016
Of course, there are also his supporters. Terrifyingly, they’re more mature.
#GiveTrumpANickName "President Trump"!— Watchman For Liberty (@Desheay) May 11, 2016
Mr. President #GiveTrumpANickName— Lauren Williams (@laurenpaige1985) May 11, 2016
Do we win anything by doing this? Does it make us more shameful than the candidate himself? Does it show him what his hateful-yet-lazy name-calling and repugnant behavior feels like to the people receiving the brunt of it? It just makes us all stoop to his level. Maybe we deserve Trump if we can’t all rise above the ridiculousness of ego and hate.
Wake me up when November ends.
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