This week’s edition of Seriously, Fuck That Guy (our new weekly segment in which we identify the people, places and fictional entities that need to screw off) is a bit different. It’s not that there aren’t a lot of people that could do with a telling-off, because there are. We could say “Fuck that guy” to Donald Trump some more. We could talk about the d-bag presidential candidates’ responses to SCOTUS’ marriage equality and health care decisions. Yes, there are a lot of terrible people who deserve some cyber yelling thrown their way. But they’re going to have to wait this week because there’s one target that is so supremely terrible, so tone deaf, so impossibly privileged, that it deserves this entire space to itself.
Behold, the most ridiculous f*cking video I’ve ever seen:
Fuck you, CatholicVote.org. Fuck you, 1200+ people who upvoted this on YouTube (compared with 11,000 thumbs down, thankfully). I know it’s not your fault and you hopefully you just needed a paycheck, but fuck you, actors who signed on to be the face of this garbage.
Look, I know it must really super hurt your feelings when your gay and otherwise just non-assholish friends disapprove of your refusal to acknowledge them as humans who deserve the right to marry whoever the hell they love. That must feel really oppressive. It’s very brave of you to speak out against this kind of discrimination.
…Oh, did I say brave? I meant incomprehensibly, ignorantly and hatefully moronic. My bad.