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Put On Your Sunglasses, There's A Bit Of A Glare Coming Off Of This One: The Official Oscars Luncheon Photo (High-Res)

By Petr Knava | Miscellaneous | February 9, 2016 |

By Petr Knava | Miscellaneous | February 9, 2016 |

Yesterday afternoon saw the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ board of governors host the annual Oscars luncheon, and as always this ‘class photo’ was taken.

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At first glance it looks like at least Fassbender, Hardy, Winslet, the Coen Brothers, Christan Bale, and Cate Blanchett are nowhere to be seen, but maybe like when you get out of your car at the beach at mid-day my eyes are still adjusting to the glare.

There is really only one cluster crammed with recognizable faces: George Miller, The Weeknd, Rooney Mara, Alicia Vikander, Kaufman, Leo, Gaga, Matt Damon


As usual, I trawl the bowels of Reddit for some worthwhile comments so you don’t have to:

‘Who says the Oscars don’t have color? Look at that giant fucking gold guy in the middle?’
‘How dare you?! Sylvester Stallone looks fabulous’
‘Gotta love Charlie Kaufman peeking out from the corner’
‘You can always tell a Milford man’
‘Ridley Scott loving life as usual’
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‘He’s eyeing the sammiches at the food table. “When’s the lunch part of this stupid things” ‘
‘There’s always one little shit who blinks’
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‘Just look at Lubezki with that smarmy look on his face. “That’s right, Roger, I’m getting the Oscar again. Better luck next time, bitch.”

Now, in the interests of balance, here are some things that are whiter:

This de-crusted white bread

This snow

The Country Music Awards:

This hipster coffee shop

This thing

Me, wearing a vest, eating a pretzel and drinking a Czech beer

Also, ‘luncheon’?

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